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College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Trust

'Even More Disciples'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Cross Umbrella

Graduation Day At A Party School

Looks like another hostile takeover...

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

Cheesus

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'