Playful Scholar Gifts

'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Hamlet

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

The Giamatti era

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Education and Apprenticeships

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Shakespeare Ave

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Frog Baby Names

'How did he make the world in six days?'