Playful Scholar Pillows

'Boys spell better than girls.' 'Yes, but their figures are not as good.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Hamlet

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Education and Apprenticeships

The Giamatti era

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Frog Baby Names

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Shakespeare Ave

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'