Sporty Scholar Pillows

The Giamatti era

'I really crammed last night.'

K9 Literati

National Academy of Sport

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Football team discussions.

Table tennis.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

Graduate

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Medical Student

Mountaineering section

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

'I can't copy your answers. The teacher installed a 'cheat cam' to monitor the students.'

Sport section...

'Being a teacher, I'm very athletic. I'm a political football, a punching bag, and I jump hurdles.'