Sporty Scholar T-Shirts

The Giamatti era

'I really crammed last night.'

K9 Literati

National Academy of Sport

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Football team discussions.

Table tennis.

Carlo Ancelotti

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

Mountaineering section

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Medical Student

Graduate

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'Best way I know to decide who gets the research position.'

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

'I could have gone to college on an athletic scholarship, but they found out I could read.'

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

'That won't get you the job, you might however be able to make a fiver from the frame'

'I can't copy your answers. The teacher installed a 'cheat cam' to monitor the students.'

'Being a teacher, I'm very athletic. I'm a political football, a punching bag, and I jump hurdles.'