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Football team discussions.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I really crammed last night.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

K9 Literati

National Academy of Sport

The Giamatti era

Footballer and Bacteria.

Carlo Ancelotti

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Brothers Grimm

He had finally calculated that the Cubs would win the Series.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Imran Khan

Third base coaches during a brawl.

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'Violence solves everything...'

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

...'So I said forget about the wages, I just want to play football.'

'I will need to watch the replay.'

The Thinking Man's Rugby

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

'Fore to the 9th power!'

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'