Sports Scholars T-Shirts

Football team discussions.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I really crammed last night.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

K9 Literati

National Academy of Sport

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Giamatti era

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

Brothers Grimm

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"If you can get his parents to go ballistic, he can't hit a thing."

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'Violence solves everything...'

'Fore to the 9th power!'

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

A pitcher is stranded on the mound.

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

The Thinking Man's Rugby

Pitching guidelines

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

'I will need to watch the replay.'