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Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I really crammed last night.'

K9 Literati

National Academy of Sport

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Football team discussions.

The Giamatti era

Table tennis.

Carlo Ancelotti

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Monument To Whatever It Was The U.S. Accomplished In Afghanistan

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Graduate

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Oculist.

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Surfboarder reading.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Snow-A Thesaurus

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

"My report is on a man ahead of his time: Email Zola."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 19

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

'Being a teacher, I'm very athletic. I'm a political football, a punching bag, and I jump hurdles.'