Sports Scientist Pillows

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Personal conker trainer.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Uptight End"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Football team discussions.

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Giamatti era

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Lazy Rower.

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

'What are you really running from?'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"My mother was overbearing and my father neglected me! Hut, hut!"

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Psychologist to patient: 'I'm afraid there's still not a lot we know about choking over 2-inch putts.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."

Ruff! Ruff!

Olympic Doping

"Our new five million pound striker seems to have developed a phobia about dark tunnels boss."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."