Sporty Student Pillows

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Table tennis.

Football Fans

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Another football scholarship offer?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Trust

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

The Giamatti era

Baseball players and their qualifications.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Rugby Player

Parental Role Model

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Boy holding football.

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

Ping Pong

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."