Eager Student Pillows

Parental Role Model

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Trust

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

Table tennis.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Giant Sequoias'- with apologies to the Encyclopedia Britannica."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

''C-minus'? †Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'