Sporty Student Gifts

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Table tennis.

Football Fans

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'Another football scholarship offer?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Trust

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Giamatti era

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Parental Role Model

Rugby Player

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

Graduation Day At A Party School

Ping Pong

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

Boy holding football.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Ouch, there goes another point off his SAT scores.'