Student Athlete Pillows

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

Student Athlete Counseling Center: 'I do the play by play!' - 'And I do the color!'

Boy holding football.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Burning the midnight oil.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Guitarist

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Bookworm

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Historical memory is on life support.