School Athlete Pillows

Slipped a discus at sports day.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Yearbook

'I really crammed last night.'

Bullseye!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart