Teen Athlete Pillows

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I AM at my usual position."

Yearbook

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Bullseye!

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Tour de Frank"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"He's gone goth"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'