Teen Setter Pillows

"Give me a hug!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Airlines

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

La Table

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Are we there yet?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

What else is there to wish for?