Teen Pillows

"The trouble with you, son, is that you won't take any responsibility for your actions..." "And whose fault is that?"

Two-Facedbook.

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'What does the word ‘Face' mean in this sentence: 'He was only trying to save face.' A) The front of the head. B)To look at something. C) The surface of a solid. D) Dignity.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

The Addict

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"Homework! I haven't got time to do homework."

"Why don't you get off the computer and watch some TV?"

'Haven't you bought homework off internet yet?'

"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

'Sure the grades are bad, but on the bright side I'm achieving consistency in my academic brand.'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"I think a pat on the back would have been enough for him tidying his room!"

'When I was young and got mad at my parents, I would scribble on the walls. Now, I infect their computers with a virus.'

"My parents hate it."

"It's actually a maximalist art installation."

'You wanted wireless video gaming? You got it. Now, go outside and play.'

'I got a performance indicator of either establishing, developing or emerging!'

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

The tulip knew it was in trouble when called by its scientific name.

'You're no son of mine!'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

Disturbed Youth Orchestra - Rehearsals

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

Just Be.

"Wow!...Hold it up, and the app tells you what that is."

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

Hooray! The youth is interested in politics and in the environment!!

"What am I supposed to rinse my mouth out with so my parents won't know?"

He's waiting for the Metaverse to begin!