Teen Setter Mugs

"Give me a hug!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

La Table

Bad hair day!

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'She's so put together!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Are we there yet?'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

What else is there to wish for?

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.