Irish Setter Fan Mugs

"Shouldn't we be getting more treats this time of the year since we're Irish Setters?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Target your customer.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Win - win

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."