Jet Setter Mugs

'This one's for coffee.'

"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."

"I would happily pay more in taxes, if somebody made me."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Casino on board Airbus A380.

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Pilot locking jet with remote.

Valet Parking.

'My wife offered me fight or flight.'

Travel agents with 'please go away' sign on door.

Arrivals Departures Bankruptcies

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

'Are we there yet?'

'Jet lag.'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday Fly Past!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign has been turned off - Ding! I mean on - Ding! Oops, there it goes off again - Ding! no wait, now it's on - Ding! Ok, I think it's off again - Ding! Nope, now it's back on - Ding! Ding!'

'One carry-on!'

'Ibiza night club' Oh no! The Germans have got to the dance floor first!

"False alarm. It's just wanderlust."

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

Gate and Calories.

"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"

This is progress - now we PAY the airlines $15 per bag to lose our luggage.

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

'...we will be arriving fashionably late.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'I'm sorry I'm early but my flight was on time.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Don't rush me. I have only two hands.'

"Is the flight completely full, extremely full, or very full."

'The worse part of losing my luggage is that I had packed it really well.'

"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."

Compensation for Delayed Flights.

"Any chance of an upgrade to a flight that's on time?"