Athletic Teen Spirit Pillows

If you drive Teddy to school, you can calm him down about his lacrosse tryout. Will do. Thanks for the pep talk, dad. No problem. Fester School.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I AM at my usual position."

The Brothers Grime

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

Jumping cheerleaders

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Whatever!

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Teenage Shakespeare

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

Dog Teenagers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

'Well, did you win or what?'

1 2 3

Edinson Cavani

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

The Incredible Skulk

Little League Umbrellas

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

No way he's dropping the ball now! He's going, he's going...he scores!

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Capture the Flag

'Your trouble is... you don't think positive'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'