College Athlete Pillows

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

NCAA Profits: 'The keys to the kingdom...'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'College Athletes do not need a union...they already have a seat at the table.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'When I was playing ball in college I took courses where I didn't have to show up, did no work, and got straight 'A's'...!'

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

Touchdown

Lost Season

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Yearbook

'I really crammed last night.'

Bullseye!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'