Finance Fun-seeker Gifts

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Oh my god! We've been the victims of cyber crime. . . someone on the other side of the world has paid all our bills.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"Before interest rates get any higher, maybe we should start thinking about investing in a second elephant."

'I wish I'd thought of tax simplification YEARS ago!'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'It's another credit card application form. '

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'I'm worried about an upcoming depression, so I'm putting most of my money in accident insurance.'

'You'd be amazed at the number of calls we get!'

'We ran your portfolio through the Bull-O-Meter and it showed excellent growth potential. . .'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Withdrawals, Deposits, Federal Examiners.

This Little Pig went to market..."100 shares of Worldwide Global..."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Photobooth Photobomb

"Dow's up!"

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"That was a rumor day."