Finance Thrill-seeker Gifts

Wall Street. Taxi. (Crash test dummy tells cabdriver as he gets into a taxi.)

'Good meeting you, too. Do you have a business card?'

"Henshaw just saw his stockbroker book a one way ticket to the Bahamas."

Hunting on Wall Street.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Wall Street Pothole

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."