Finance Thrill-seeker Pillows

'Good meeting you, too. Do you have a business card?'

"Henshaw just saw his stockbroker book a one way ticket to the Bahamas."

Hunting on Wall Street.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Wall Street Pothole

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Time to buy.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'