Finance Thrill-seekers Gifts

"And some people think accountancy is boring."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

Stock Hurricane Ride

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'