Financial Market Thrill Seekers Gifts

Stock Hurricane Ride

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'He's chasing the market.'

Masochism for stockholders.

Grexit

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Economic

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'