Financial Fun Seekers Gifts

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

Revenue Canada gift shop.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Time to buy.'

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'