Financial Fun Seekers Pillows

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

Revenue Canada gift shop.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

He likes to make work fun

'Time to buy.'

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"Call me!"

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Children's Entertainer

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

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