Financial Fun Enthusiasts Pillows

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"That was a rumor day."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'We've reached the thirty percent cut in operating expenses you wanted and we're the only two left in the building.'

'Till debt do us part...'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

The Bullish World

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"It covers up all the debt."