Financial Fun Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, well, well. . . I see you've hidden several thousand eggs in an offshore basket. . .'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"That was a rumor day."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'We've reached the thirty percent cut in operating expenses you wanted and we're the only two left in the building.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'Till debt do us part...'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Bookkeeping Club

The Bullish World

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .