Finance Fun Seekers Pillows

It's 10:00 P.M. Do you know where your bundled mortgage is?

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'Time to buy.'

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Children's Entertainer

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."