Finance Funseekers Gifts

50 lb. Credit Cards

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Elderly People

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)