Amusement Seeker Gifts

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Goddam Dogs."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

The tunnel of ulterior motives

"Morning!"

Tunnel of being alone with your thoughts

The Zoo.

Hitech Amusement.

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'Aren't these benches grand - too slippy for graffiti to stick!'

Neck Band - Life Preserver

"See anything you fancy?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'