Amusement Seeker Prints

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Goddam Dogs."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

The tunnel of ulterior motives

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in h

"Morning!"

Tunnel of being alone with your thoughts

The Zoo.

Hitech Amusement.

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

'Aren't these benches grand - too slippy for graffiti to stick!'

Neck Band - Life Preserver

"See anything you fancy?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."