Economics Amusement Seekers Gifts

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

The First Fire Stick

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Masochism for stockholders.

Stock market ups and downs.

"Bull market? Depends on which end of the bull we're talking about."

Looks like another hostile takeover...

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Revised Texts

"On Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'The only thing that matters now is inflation. . . Sometimes I wonder why we bother to have inflation at all.'