Motivational Video Fan Gifts

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Buns Of Veal.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Cheerleaders from another planet

'Well, you appear to be free of infection, but your colonoscopy video has gone viral.'

I truly believe I was destined for greatness. Then I see a pile of excrement on the floor and I think'...Oh well!'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

And remember this carrot doubles as a stick.

Snail Shoes

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"Your problem is, when you have a window of opportunity, you usually jump out of the window."

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"This is the Internet wing."

Jackie Weaver

We guard the house, fetch the paper, provide companionship, and he gets a million views on YouTube by chasing a moth!

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"We will rebuild!"

"There's no need to shout!"

Hug someone you love today.

You can't possibly be thinking about nothing if your tail is wagging.

'The truly enlightened don't NEED beer coolers!'

Have Fun