Classic Teacher-student Dynamic Fan Mugs

"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Court's in recess!'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'No more looney tunes!'

Psychiatrist gets out book entitled 'Kwazy Wabbits'

Best Dream Ever

"Do you miss the chase ever?"

Football fans

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

"God, I hate these stuck up coastal elites!"

Karl Marks

'My birthday? The 30th January. What year? Every year Sir.'