Classroom Chaos Fan Mugs

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

Mad Social Scientist School

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

Spider Preschool.

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

"This is going to be a fun year."

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

'Please Miss, do I include the woodworm?'

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

Police Training School.

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

'This is not the seating plan your teacher left me.'

"Was there a report that my class was unruly when the substitute teacher filled in for me?"