Classroom Chaos Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"

"This is going to be a fun year."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Global Education

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Beginning of the school year

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

School boy

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'