Classroom Chaos Fan Gifts

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

'Ok, who threw that?'

Never declare a food fight on artichoke day!

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

"This is going to be a fun year."

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"Alright, who was it? I said no one is to make a peep!"

"I can't believe I got an advanced degree for this!"

Police Training School.

'Please Miss, do I include the woodworm?'

"It's only the first day, so I haven't had a chance to learn all your names yet!"

'This is not the seating plan your teacher left me.'

'I know it's your first day, Ms. Smith. Come down, the high standards we set will all fall into place, besides they're just kindergartners.'

"Was there a report that my class was unruly when the substitute teacher filled in for me?"