Office Dynamics Fan Gifts

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Almost, Cranston. You came in a close second to the coffee maker.'

"Cutting the budget is easy!...All you need to do is get rid of all that wasteful admin...what do they do!"

'I'm Adolf the Brown Nosed reindeer. I'm Rudolf's boss.'

"Baxter, since we consider this company one big family, we think maybe it's time you leave the nest and go get a job."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'If you want to spend more time with your family, have them apply for jobs here.'

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."