Fluid Fan Gifts

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Bring your own inflatable.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fly Artist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Caliologist

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Fetching some fuel.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'