Pipe Fan Gifts

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

King of Music.

Starvation Watching

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

Making it look easy.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Networking

Antiques

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Alpine Pipe

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Water.

Pipe dreams!

"I say!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

"Carpenter ants."

Fly Space.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

The two friends

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Sherlock Holmes.