Pipe Smoking Fan Gifts

John Boynton Priestley

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Men gossiping

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Richard Hughes.

Making it look easy.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Proceedings of the club

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Donald Trump

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

True Fly Fishing.

"Carpenter ants."

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'You rang?'

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Trophy head.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.