Pipe Smoking Fan Mugs

Smoking Outside The Work Place.

John Boynton Priestley

Jean-Paul Sartre

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Men gossiping

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Proceedings of the club

Men talking about the boots of the period

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Donald Trump

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'You rang?'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

True Fly Fishing.

"I say!"

"Carpenter ants."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"