Pipe Smoker Mugs

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

Men talking about the boots of the period

The legal gentleman named brass

Men gossiping

Swamp creature with French baguette.

'Look! Make your mind up - do you want to go to football training or don't you, Geoffrey?'

Pipe Smoking Fish

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'You rang?'

Richard Hughes.

Professional woman in pub

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Making it look easy.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Proceedings of the club

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

"Carpenter ants."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Trophy head.

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

Time Smoking a Picture.

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'