Smoke And Mirrors Fan Mugs

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

"I worry that some people find me boring"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"You're so vein."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"Carpenter ants."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

John Boynton Priestley

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

Fuel Carrier

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'