Smoke And Mirrors Fans Mugs

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"I worry that some people find me boring"

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"You're so vein."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

"Carpenter ants."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Only a handful of people are this small.

John Boynton Priestley

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Self-sevice