Smoke And Mirrors Fans Pillows

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"I worry that some people find me boring"

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

"Carpenter ants."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"You're so vein."

"They may be champagne problems, but they're my problems."

Book reading a work titled: 'How to be self-reflexive.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

Only a handful of people are this small.

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

John Boynton Priestley

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

'I think it's always looked like that.'

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'Where are your glasses, Jack? The mirror is over there!'

Roberto Benigni.

Lemonade. Ernie! Great idea. I'll take a cup. Coming up. Is it cold? It's kissed by the sun. Um, that's a lot of pulp. It's chunky style. And there's a fly in it. It's an animal friendly product. Ernie! The fly is floating on a clump of dirt! Which makes it organic!

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"