Magic Mirror Fans Pillows

"Who's the fairest of them all, not using instagram filters?"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" "I love you!"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Keep students on their toes...

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Mirror Image

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Shark and aircraft